A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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yes... that's the joke

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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