Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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