Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Penis

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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