- Anti Joke

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

If you like this, it will have one extra like

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

U mad?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Do you like apples? Yes

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.