A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Church.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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