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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock Knock Come in.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Women have the right to vote.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

we all know sammi has a penis

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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