There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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9

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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