What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I am a women

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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