- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

racism...deal with it!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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