- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

42

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

69

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

whats 69+2? 71

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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