- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

I killed someone today. :D

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Butt poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

12 in general

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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