What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

The Christian Bible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

i am and me is i

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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