- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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