how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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