Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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haha

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Anti Joke

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