you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Daym im romantic

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Win industrial estate, Newry

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Jesse gets so many ladies

New mission: refuse this mission

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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