What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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pee

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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