- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

THE END.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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