Your grandma's cookies.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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