Donald Trump

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Gangnam style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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