What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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