- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

I walk into a bar...

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

kcuf read it backwards

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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