A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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its all aodhan

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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