A cat playing laser tag.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why didn't he finish his

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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