Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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scientology.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Grace Ackerson

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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