What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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