When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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