- Anti Joke

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.