What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

I once did something.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Roses are red, Violets are purple

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Cleveland winning something

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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