How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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poo

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Black Friday

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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