What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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