why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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