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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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