Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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whats chinese noodles

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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