- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why can't february march Because april may

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

I have a gay camel

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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