A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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raisin boogers

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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