what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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