- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Terry has ebola

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

I can count to potato.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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