Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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