How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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