- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

fruit salad?

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Moo! I'm a goat!

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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