Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You having friends.

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Barack Obama

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Xbox One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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