A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Black people being friendly.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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