- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

GADZOOKS!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

learn the ropes?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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