Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Cancer

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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