How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Testicles.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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were you expecting a joke

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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