Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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