- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

The Christian Bible.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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