- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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