How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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